Schism Rockclub

Season's Greetings from Schism

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:08:31 +0000

A big thank you to all for our biggest year ever, 2008 has been massive! We look forward to welcoming in 2009 and celebrating 7 years of Schism antics. Thanks again and we'll see you again on the 9th January!

Next Schism: Friday 9th January 2009

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:06:45 +0000

Facebook Friend

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:24:09 +0000

Schism Rockclub finally has a Facebook page all of its' own and we want to make some friends!

Check the page whenever you can for all the latest announcements, recent photos and DJ playlists and feel free to upload any videos of Schism you've got on your phones.

We also need a lot of help getting everyone tagged in the photo galleries!

To become our friend click here.

Christmas Carnage - This Friday!

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 12:53:57 +0000

What to exspect?
Last Schism of 2008
Schism Snow Machine
Cheap Entry Is Christmas Fancy Dress
Members Prize Draw
and loads more!

Two events this December

Mon, 1 Dec 2008 18:15:36 +0000

Off the back of our busiest ever night (700 of you turned out) we start the lead up to Christmas here on Friday 5th December. So why come?

Cheap drinks
Cheap entry
Great atmosphere
Great music
Pretty much the busiest local rock night at the moment

Open 9:30-2:30
VERY cheap drinks before 10:30

If that wasn't enough we also have a special festive event planned for Friday 19th December - 'Christmas Carnage!' also, in the New Year we are on Friday 9th Jan (NOT the 2nd!!).

Up and coming events

Mon, 26 May 2008 23:33:05 +0000

Busiest Night Ever!

Sat, 8 Nov 2008 11:50:59 +0000

A big thank you to everyone who turned up last night - you all looked awesome. Officially our busiest night ever! Head over to our Facebook page were you can check out the nights photos.

See you all on the 5th December.
Cheers xxx

Halloween Schism Best Dressed

Sat, 8 Nov 2008 14:12:55 +0000

Vote for the best dressed at Halloween Schism. The winner will win free entry to Schism for the next 6 months (starting at the December Schism).

SO MANY good costumes but this poll can only go up to 10 so apologies to those that didn't get selected, some very good ones get left out!

To cast your vote click here.

Halloween Fright Night - 7th November

Sun, 5 Oct 2008 12:13:45 +0000

Friday 7th November

• Dress up for cheaper entry (prize for the best)
• Loads of Halloween decor thoughout the whole club
• Free UV body paint & treats
• Cheaper drinks before 22:30
• 3 selected bottle for £6 all night

Schism support Dirty Sanchez

Tue, 1 Jul 2008 18:58:30 +0000

On Friday the 17th October the stars of Dirty Sanchez and Wrecked! are coming to Woking with a series of extreme stunts and strong profanity. This is not for the easily offended!

Supported by DJs from Schism Rockclub & Innovation/Nu:Generation Drum & Bass.
Schism Rockclub will be in full attendance, providing DJs, Shot Girls and few other surprises thought the night.

Discounted advanced tickets are on sale now from www.theticketsellers.co.uk

Facebook event page

DONT FORGET - Schism returns this friday! with 'The Shipwrecked - Beach Party'

Back 2 Schism - Friday 5th September

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:41:10 +0000

Join us on the 5th September for our annual "Back 2 School" event. Discounted entry for School uniforms, Sports day and Cheer Leader attire. We will be giving away a pair of "Dirty Sanchez - supported by Schism" tickets for the best/most daring custom.

Arrive early - Most drinks are only £1.50 before 10:30pm and selected bottles are 3 for £6 all night - probably the cheapest place in town!

Schism Returns August 15th!

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 10:50:55 +0000

Following our busiest night ever, we return for a second night this month.

Get in early to ensure you get one of the last cards and your chance to win free entry, £2 off entry or a free shot.

Also if you get there early you get £1.50 a drink - sorted!!

Pirates vs Ninjas

Mon, 7 Jul 2008 11:06:28 +0000

Shipwrecked

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:41:28 +0000

The Schism Beach Party 2008 (Shipwrecked)

The annual Schism beach party returns but this time there's a sinister side! What's to blame? Voodoo island natives, a ships curse, Global warming? Nobody knows…

What to expect…

Inflatable Sharks in the pit, free tribal body paints, the odd island sacrifice, club decor and girls in bikinis!

Dress up as a castaway, in your bikini/swimwear, sea monster, island natives, mermaids etc for cheaper entry. Also, Six months free Schism entry is up for grabs for the best two costumes.

Summer Rocks

Tue, 6 May 2008 10:16:24 +0000

Summer is almost upon us and which that we see the return of 'Summer Rocks', Three months of pimped up Schism Nights. Check back here in the coming weeks for more news and announcements.

Schism Gallery - updated

Tue, 6 May 2008 10:14:24 +0000

The Schism Gallery has been updated with hundreds of new photos!
http://www.clubschism.com/gallery

Good Friday Photos

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:58:07 +0000

Fridays club photos are now online.

http://www.clubschism.com/gallery

Thank you all for coming and we will see you again on Friday 4th April.

DJs & set times for tonight!

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:14:31 +0000

9.30 - 10.00
Rezident (Purple Turtle - Reading, Oblivion - Guildford, Drop Zone - Reading)

10.00 - 10.30
Stix (Rock @ Mean Fiddler - London)

10.30 - 11.00
Alec (Agincourt - Camberley)

11.00 - 11.30
Phoenix (Schism - Woking, Sedition @ Mass Brixton - London)

11.30 - 12.00
DJ Force-X (Schism - Woking, Catch 22 - Guildford)

12.00 - 12.30
Emmie/Dan (Die Young Stay Pretty - Woking, Dangerous To Know - London)

12.30 - 1.00
DJ Paul (Rock @ Mean Fiddler - London, Iguana - Staines)

1.00 - 1.30
DJ Dave (Quarantine - Farnborough)

1.30 - 2.30
Alan (Schism - Woking, Catch 22 - Guildford, Warsaw - Poland)

*lineup is subject to change

Schism Good Friday 10 DJ Extravaganza

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 19:01:43 +0000

THIS FRIDAY, TEN of the finest DJs from the Surrey, Hampshire and London area will each be playing the very best in rock, metal and alternative for your clubbing pleasure.

The format will include 7 of the best 'external' DJs plus a DJ 'battle' betwen our 3 resident DJs (Alan, Barney and Phoenix)

Get there from the very start to hear as much as you can - but also to take advantage of the cheap drinks!! £1.50 for near enough any drink before 10:30. Get your memberships, get your scratch cards, get shots from our shot girls, cheer for your favourite DJs, drink your cheap drinks and enjoy the fact you don't have work the next day!!

Go here for our facebook page for this event:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=23928376016&ref=mf

Schism Membership

Thu, 6 Mar 2008 10:47:13 +0000

Don't forget your membership cards!

There is still a limited amount on sale, those that already have it will be getting the benefits of a seperaste queue to get in, seperate bar with no queue for their drinks, a free shot on entry and discount entry.

We will also have a couple of shot girls keeping your spirit intake as high as possible!!

Win a Nintendo Wii with Schism on Friday!

Thu, 6 Mar 2008 10:45:00 +0000

On Friday 7th we have the introduction of Schism Scratch Cards. When you pay your entry fee you will automatically be given a free scratch card with a chance to win prizes such as discount entry, free entry, free shot or the Schism Grand Prize. Each month (until the grand prize has been won) the prize on offer will change. This month it is a Nintendo Wii (sports pack)!!

A Massive Thank You

Sat, 2 Feb 2008 17:27:34 +0000

Thank you to everybody who came to our 6th Birthday last night - officially the busiest night ever. What an atmosphere you created!

You can check out the photo in the Schism Gallery.

See you all in March!

Schism's 6th Birthday - Friday 1st February 2008

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:33:22 +0000

Yes Sir - it's tomorrow (or today, depending on when you read this) - should be fucking quality.

Got a feeling, judging on responses, that this is gonna be one of our busiest nights ever - with all this membership and pyroctechnics lark. So expect a good'un and grab your memberships while their hot, only got a limited number available:

you get:

>Q-jump (no more waiting in the cold, you get to jump the entry queue in true VIP style)
>Free shot each month @ the VIP bar (choice of 3 different shots)
>Access to VIP bar (no more queuing at the main bars, have you own personal barman in a swanked-out VIP lounge that's gonna get more and more kitted out as the months go by).
>Membership card
>Discounted entry at all times

and we've no idea until about 2pm tomorrow how savage the pryo flames are gonna be, but the boxes say 8ft flames with a 4 metre head-clearance needed! So bring your marshmellows - we've got the fire brigade on standby!

Schism Membership Application Form

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:17:50 +0000

If you would like to become a Schism Member and take advantage of all the fantastic benefits you will need to fill out an application form. To fast track your entry on the night we suggest you download the Schism Membership application form now, simply fill it in and bring it along with you on the night with your £10 joining fee. This will save you having to fill the form in on the night!

Download the form here

Also, remember there are only a limited number of Memberships available; to reserve yours post your name in the relevant thread of the Schism forum.

Click here for more Membership information and list of benefits

6th Birthday and Membership

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:35:28 +0000

Friday 1st Feb is our 6th birthday. Those who have been coming to Schism over the years know that birthday Schisms are amongst our busist nights of the year with an awesome atmosphere so make sure you get yourself down to it in a couple of weeks.

On the night we will have shot girls, pyros and apparently some cake amongst other things. The facebook invite for it is below, go get more details and let us know if you're planning on showing up:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=7878167156&ref=mf

AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH..... Feb will also see the launch of Schism membership. Here for the tiny price of £10 you can get membership that will last all the way up to the end of 2009 - thats 23 months of membership for just £10 or just over 43p a month!!

For this you get:

Discount entry (so you're already making money on it and we haven't even told you the other benefits)

A free shot on entry (so each month you have extra cash in your pocket and a free drink in your gut)

Members queue jump (so you're in cheaper, with a free shot in you and you didn't even have to queue to get in)

A members dedicated bar (so you didn't queue to get in, you've MADE money and you have a free drink and now you don't even have to queue at the other bars coz you get to go straight to your own bar for speedy service)

Plus there will be even more benefits rolled out on various nights just to spice things up a bit.

oh and lets not forget your shiny new members card!!

There is a limited number of members card available so to make sure you get one, go to our web forum and let us know you want one and we'll sort the rest - http://www.clubschism.com/phpBB2/

Schism Membership

Thu, 3 Jan 2008 23:03:40 +0000

Look out for the new Schism Membership coming soon... The new membership will offer some really good benefits including; Discounted entry to all events, Members only bar with exclusive members drink deals as well as a swanky card.

Only a limited number will be available. Check back here for more information soon.

First Schism of 2008!

Thu, 3 Jan 2008 22:59:21 +0000

This Friday (tomorrow)! You know the drill by now - great music and atmosphere, cheap drinks deals

Open from 9:30 - 2:30.

First one of 2008, let's start the year off in style!

Fusion Tonight! (Sat 29th Dec)

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 13:31:33 +0000

HOURS: 7.30-12.30

£2 quid entry all night

MUSIC: album tracks, new releases, forgotten oldies, and a bit of 'other' music that isn't rock thrown in.

KEY POINTS: they serve chinese takeout at the bar, all dishes £5 and you can order it with your drinks (which they then bring to you once cooked). All musical requests welcome, and it's more than likely to get played than at other venues.

Two Schism's in December

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:21:47 +0000

In addition to our regular slot on the 4th December, we will also be holding an event on the 21st December!

Schism - Halloween Horror Night 2007

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 13:11:05 +0000

Friday 7th November

• Dress up for cheaper entry (prize for the best)
• Loads of Halloween decor thoughout the whole club
• Free UV body paint & treats
• cheaper drinks before 22:30
• 3 selected bottle for £6 all night

Fusion Returns this Saturday

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:14:19 +0000

After the huge success of the last one we are back this Saturday @ The Boileroom, Guildford! Make sure you get there early to avoid disappointment.

Not restricted by the need to fill a dancefloor we aim to play all the songs you wouldn't normally hear but you would want to hear. All the album tracks that you love but would never get played in a club, none of the generic heard it a thousand times set lists. Just what you want, when you want it.

Sol: £1.50
Budvar: £1.50
WKD: £1.50
Smirnhoff Ice: £1.50

New Schism Forum

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:11:50 +0000

We now have a new and hopefully reliable forum. Unfortunately we we're unable to import membership accounts and threads for the old one, so you will need to register once again. It might turn out being a good thing….

If you new to Schism, Catch22 or Fusion sign up now and come and join us!

Up and coming events

Tue, 9 Oct 2007 16:32:15 +0000

Fusion - 13th October
After an amazing turn out for the first night we return to the Boileroom by popular demand. Doors open 19:30 - so arrive early for an incredible night of great music.

Schism's Halloween Horror Night - 3rd November
Last years event witnessed record braking numbers. And this year we're pulling out all the stops decorating the whole of Quake! All you need to do is turn up and get dressed up…

Catch22 Fright Night - 6th November
Our scare events aren't over yet! For one last time get dressed up and get in cheaper! We will also have apple bobbing - rock n roll style!

First [Fusion] - A Roaring Success

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:28:12 +0000

Cheers to all who packed-out the Boileroom for our first night, we were at capacity by 10.30!

-FUSION- pub rock night, Fri 21st September

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 23:44:01 +0000

Hosted at Guildford's newest rock venue - the Boileroom. No boundaries in what'll get played, although 90% will of course be rock/metal - the other 10% being absolutely any other type of music, so long as it's good. This isn't to say that the playlists will be obscure - far from it.

Catch22 - 3rd July - Pirate Island

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 21:02:50 +0000

You should know the drill by now…this Tuesday dress up as Pirate for cheaper entry!
The best pirate will win an amazing prize – free entry to Catch22 & Schism for the duration of the summer AND a bottle of rum!

Last FM

Mon, 28 May 2007 21:35:18 +0000

I've set up a Schism group, so if you use Last FM join it now! - http://www.last.fm/group/Schism+Rockclub

Stay tuned

Tue, 22 May 2007 16:34:22 +0000

We have some massive announcements coming soon. Involving this summer and beyond - keep checking here for more info!

Hear NIN - Year Zero FIRST @ Catch 22 03/04/07!

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 11:05:52 +0000

the ENTIRE album Year Zero played at the start of the night, so get there from when the doors open - 9:30. DON'T BE LATE!!

Catch22 & Schism - Nine Inch Nails Promo Nights in April

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:05:43 +0000

Catch22 & Schism... In April to celebrate the up and coming release of Nine Inch Nails new album 'Year Zero' we're going to be giving away a ton of NIN goodies plus you'll have the chance to listen to new tracks from the record!

Vote for Schism in the Metal Hammer Awards

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 13:06:39 +0000

It's that time of year again, after our surprise entry into the top 5 in the Metal Hammer awards last year, it's time to try and move us even further up the list. Massive thank you to everyone that voted last year, please please vote again.

Schism's Halloween Horror Night - Friday 3rd November 2006

Sat, 7 Oct 2006 22:54:02 +0000

Fancy Dress, Halloween Club Decor and Prizes plus tons more!!!

Win a trip to Madrid with Schism, Redbull and Xtaster

Wed, 9 Aug 2006 11:50:48 +0000

We have well over a hundred DVDs Redbull X-Fighters to give away at Pirate Schism on Friday 18th Aug. Also the change to with a trip to Madrid!

Catch 22 - New Guildford rock club

Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:13:39 +0000

Brought to you by the creators of Schism rock club - 'Catch 22' aims to be the biggest rock night since 'The Loft'. Featuring promo giveaways each night, unbelievable drinks offers & well-known DJ's

Schism 2nd June - 10 DJs One Night!

Sat, 27 May 2006 19:06:30 +0000

As part of The "Schism Summer Rocks" season this Friday we will be playing host to 10 of the UKs finest alternative DJs.

Schism in 'Rock Sound' magazine

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 18:52:36 +0000

Check out this months 'Rock Sound' magazine, where you will find a full page Schism review.

Personalised Schism Keyring

Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:48:31 +0000

We have a limited number of Schism bottle opener keyrings to give away. and whats more, we are prepared to put the time and effort into personalising them for you. If you give us an image (4cm x 3.2cm) we will put it in the keyring for you. (all for just £1 to cover costs and time/effort).

Schism RSS feed

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:13:00 +0000

Schism now has an RSS feed which will be frequently updated with news, updates and more.

Schism in Metal Hammer's Top 5 Clubnights of 2005

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 23:12:56 +0000

Schism has been voted 4th best metal club in the UK in this months Metal Hammer magazine!

New drinks deals

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 23:12:45 +0000

Fosters £2 a pint, 3 bottles of VK for £5 and Double your shot for £1.

Want free entry every month?

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 23:12:39 +0000

We are looking for new and enthusiastic people to join our Street Team.